Blonde jokes all of you please enjoy!?

Question

~~~Blonde Joke #1~~~~
A blonde was knitting while driving a car.The policeman yelled "Pull Over!"
"No",she cried,it's a scarf"
~~~Blonde Joke #2~~~~
10 blondes and 1 brunette were climbing a mountain- realizing there was too much pressure, the brunette gave a speech about letting go of the rope to save everyone else's life.
The blondes aplauded.
~~~Blonde Joke #3~~~~
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are out robbing sheds when a policeman finds them.They all jump into various sacks.The policeman whacks the redhead's sack with a stick and she replies "Woof woof!"
Again, the policeman does it to the brunette. He hears "Mew,mew!"
The policeman whacks the third sack.
The blonde yells "Potatos!"
~~~Blonde Joke #4~~~~
A blonde hits a truck driver on the innerstate and pulls her over to an empty lot.He draws a circle and tells her not to leave it for any reason.The truck driver keys her brand-new car.
The blond giggles.He slashes her tires.The blonde giggles.He smashes her

windows and the blonde giggles again.Finally,infuriated, the truck driver yells "What's so funny??!!"The blonde replies,"When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

All these jokes makes one wonder...
are these based on personal experiences?

**Moment of silence for Anna Nicole Smith.**

Answer 1

ha ha 11/10

Answer 2

A nice collection of jokes. thank you

Answer 3

HA HA HAAAA WELL DONE 10/10

Answer 4

nicely done

Answer 5

LOL. thanks 4 da laughs

Answer 6

thanks...:-)