theres this older man very druuunnkkk.... he wasnt walking properly & just all messed up. a cop was just riding around the area and saw this drunk man so he drove by slowly just checkin him out... so the drunk man went 2 cross the street when his damn foot got stuck in a hole from the sewer... he kinda struggled...(of course he dunt have much strength) but there he is tryin n tryin... the cop saw him from his rear view mirror so he did a u turn & got out the car 2 him & said " excuse me sir..i must take u in b-cuz ur very drunk" the man replied "excuse me sir how do u kno im drunk?" the cop said "b-cuz ur a mess n ur breath smells lyke liqour" the man said "oh thank god im drunk officer..i thought i was crippled"
lmao omg i died wen i 1st heard dat 1
2007-02-08 16:21:48 · 5 answers · asked by NU JERZY MAMA 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stupid joke thanks for the 2 points
2007-02-08 17:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL
2007-02-09 01:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS :) dying now of laughter
2007-02-09 02:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Q & A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny
2007-02-09 00:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..
2007-02-09 00:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋