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I've always liked "My name is beer, do you want some beer nuts?" and "Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I see myself in them." Any others I can use?

2007-02-08 16:01:47 · 13 answers · asked by bflip33 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

Can I put my DVD in your DVD player?

2007-02-08 16:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i never used this stuff cause the way it is done makes too much room for misinterpretations and i could find myself turned down back peddling from what wasn't worth saying in the first place-pick up lines always say the wrong things-like do u ever go out on your husband and she says no, then you say isn't it about time?-this would get the guys brains dissolved in a heart beat if he laid that on some one i was married too-just ask them if they want to see your place and play it by ear

2007-02-09 00:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by bev 5 · 0 0

Pickup lines are for the dumb and single-minded. If you want to try something, go with like "i like your shirt, can i have it?" or something totally ridiculous.

No pickup lines work. Just sit near them and talk about something that they may find interesting.

2007-02-09 00:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by thesatsui 3 · 1 0

Dude! pick up lines don't work, how about some interesting conversation to start.

2007-02-09 00:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mystery 1 · 0 0

Are your feet tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

2007-02-09 00:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You've must have drank a lot of milk, cause it's done your body REAL GOOD!

2007-02-09 00:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by tracy82_99 3 · 0 0

Come on babe, be more up market. You should say that you are a dolphin trainer. It worked for my brother.

2007-02-09 00:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Aussie Possum 5 · 0 0

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only, 10 I see."

2007-02-09 00:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Answer Girl 2007 5 · 0 0

Hey! Why don't you sit on my face so I can guess your weight?

2007-02-09 00:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by Matty G 3 · 0 0

your never gona get a chick with either of those unless you get her ridiculously drunk

2007-02-09 00:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by Landon 4 · 0 0

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