If a 900 lb gorilla crapped in your bookbag what would you do?

Answer 1

I would get a few of my friends to help me drag it out to the garbage site,then go to Fred's and get me a new one,and pray my teacher believed me when I told her what happened to my books,and my homework.(don't let my son of 15 yrs read this,he is full of many excuses already,lol)he doesn't need a new one LOL

Answer 2

Call animal control and then go to Wal-Mart to get myself a new bookbag.

Answer 3

I would magically change the gorilla into a hotter Brad Pitt and sell his crap on ebay for 5,000 dollars, and then I would take my new pet Brad Pitt home with me on a leash. (after it wipes its own butt)

Answer 4

I would wake up because I'd have to be dreaming to be anywhere near a 900lb gorilla.

Answer 5

Get a new bookbag.

Answer 6

try this

first of all: grab the bag and run to a safe place, try your best to keep as much of the crap in the bag without dropping any

2: get home, split the crap into two parts
3: find two strong boxes, two thick garbage bags, bag up the crap, set them in boxes,

4: address one to someone you really hate, maybe something they did, maybe something they are trying to do, i call it preemptive strike, shock and awe, whatever, if you can't think of anyone, see bellow

5: address the 2nd box to these guys,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY



-- in case you don't have anyone to address it to
try this clown http://www.myspace.com/kingofcars

Answer 7

Well, for sure I'd make him get out of my bookbag...

Answer 8

Refuse to go on another field trip to the zoo.

Answer 9

get a new bookbag

Answer 10

id call the zoo and then sell ym book bag on ebay