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How about going through life backwards?

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

2007-02-08 15:04:29 · 23 answers · asked by Kathleen G 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

Nice little story.
But how would you work with no education? lol. Besides that, I think that's pretty interesting.

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2014-09-16 00:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Does really give you something to think about.
What I really like is that you suffer first and then enjoy life later and eventually return as a baby (innocent), foetus and sperm.
What a life, no sins in the end.
If such a thing is possible, I am not surprise that many will take it up. Good story.

Good Luck

2007-02-08 23:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 1 0

I can't help but wonder, which end of life would get all the bottled up energy, that the kids have now....I mean if the kids were only left with the energy that the elderly have now, they would not have a lot of fun.

2007-02-08 23:14:05 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 1

Just like Merlin in King Arthur.

2007-02-08 23:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by zowar1363 4 · 2 0

I think I will have to ask my mom if she feels like this would be a good idea,because the ending would involve her.LOL

2007-02-08 23:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by PEACHES 5 · 2 0

Very interesting.

2007-02-08 23:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Very cool thought.

2007-02-09 00:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ale C 2 · 1 0

Really interesting!

2007-02-08 23:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by PC HACKER 1 · 2 0

NEVER thought of that! Pretty cool!

2007-02-08 23:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Jasmine ♥ 4 · 1 0

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