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If you would have taken Richard Simmon when he was 18 and trained him in grappling - kickboxing - he would destroy any non-heavyweight fighter in the history of UFC or Pride.

The best stand up guys in the UFC/Pride - Liddell, Gomi etc. look like they move in slow motion compared to Simmon when Simmon make his followers sweat like a pig.

Or take a guy like billy blank, if he would have been cross trained early enough in grappling you think Fedor would have had a chance? If billy cross trained in MMA would have made Fedor look like a fat man trying to run marthon as he chase billy repeatly only to have his head crushed in by a billy kick. billy work out is on a whole different level then anything any UFC or Pride fighter has ever seen and that is a fact.

2007-02-08 14:47:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Martial Arts

btw this is a spoof version of this question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArafJB0c.YHQpnbSXoEDcD9NxQt.?qid=20070208154337AA5I3ei
:-P

2007-02-08 14:49:48 · update #1

btw this is a spoof version of this question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArafJB0c.YHQpnbSXoEDcD9NxQt.?qid=20070208154337AA5I3ei
:-P

2007-02-08 14:50:15 · update #2

10 answers

Am I reading this right? are you OK? Did this guy kick you in the head?

2007-02-09 01:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by mac-won 3 · 0 0

At the risk of making this sound like a serious answer, what about Danny Boneduci? At least he actually has trained in martial arts.

That's it! Celebrity UFC! Boneduci vs. Rogan. Winner gets a Sitcom.

2007-02-08 15:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by kungfufighter20002001 3 · 0 0

i do no longer think of suicide helps one to 'flow up.' nonetheless i'm specific 'karma' could have exceptions to the policies besides. I advise, what could be worse than to be Richard Simmons hair... oh wait, you are able to desire to be Michael Jackson's hair.. sigh. i might choose to be... crap I have been given nuttin now.. i merely won't be in a position to shake merely like me screaming in worry once I found out whose....hair. {shudder}

2016-11-02 22:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Richard Simmons in the UFC, don't make me laugh.

2007-02-08 17:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ultimate Fighter 4 · 0 0

LOL! I would like to see Simmons in the ring with Liddell.

2007-02-08 14:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by DB 3 · 1 1

I think Carrot Top has a chance if trained right. Opponents would be distracted by his oddly looking face and hair and by then it would be over.

2007-02-08 15:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by DyrtByrd 4 · 2 0

yeah righto,maybe some of the video game come martial arts experts from here can join to?why spend years training just play Mortal Kombat and your an instant expert.

2007-02-08 14:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by BUSHIDO 7 · 2 1

you mean this Richard Simmons?: http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/profiles/48/100000148/2093fac56c98ccf9_p.jpg

2007-02-09 15:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 2 0

Richard Simmons...... lol!!!!!!

2007-02-08 18:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by The Punisher 3 · 1 0

um... no?

2007-02-08 14:50:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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