do you have any cool/interesting quotes for me or funny ones?

Answer 1

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."
-Bomb technician


"Do you have any cool/interesting quotes for me or funny ones?"
- Chaos, 2007

Answer 2

"Hey, I ate everything out of the fridge last night
and I mean everything, even a tub of butter.
There's no judgement here."
~ "Grey's Anatomy"

"You know what separates
the freaks from the normals?
Just one rotten day."
- "The Batman"

My biggest regret in life
is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth
while I had the chance.
~ Denis Leary

All men are frauds.
The only difference between them
is that some admit it.
I myself deny it.
- H. L. Mencken

"This isn't about what is.
It's about what people *think* is.
That's why it's important.
People only fight over imaginary things."
- from Neil Gaiman's "American Gods"

In my day, we didn't have virtual reality.
If a one-eyed razorback barbarian warrior
was chasing you with an ax,
you just had to hope you could outrun him.
- Sarah M. Wolford

I have the heart of a child.
I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
- Robert Bloch

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame,
I craved factual certainty,
and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life
- so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop
so you can meet girls.
~Matt Cartmill

"A young boy in Harlem
sits at a computer in the library,
obviously exhilarated by the experience.
When asked why, he says
'Because it doesn't know I'm black.'
We are only as close to one another
as we wish to be."
- Roger Rosenblatt

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me!?'"
- Robin Williams

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures
is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them:
that's the essence of inhumanity.
~ George Bernard Shaw,
"The Devil's Disciple"

Boredom is rage spread thin.
~ Paul Tillich

"Earth is the Alabama of the Universe."
~ Kathleen Madigan

You can't really be strong
until you see a funny side to things.
~ Ken Kesey

Answer 3

I collect quotes and poems. I will share with you some short ones that are my favorites.

“ If you don’t know where your going.
Any road will take you there.”
George Harrison

If you always do what you always did,
you will always get what you always got.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise man grows it under his feet.

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom, one helps you make a living,
the other helps you make a life.
James Oppenheim

You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
Doug Floyd

Learn to pause . . . or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

“ If you can read this thank a teacher and since it’s in English, thank a soldier !! ”

Answer 4

Try http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
It will pull up random quotes from a variety of sources and you can even tailor it to find quotes you want regarding a specific subject.

Some of my favorites:
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road- they get run over.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

Answer 5

Be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare (Twelfth Night)

Answer 6

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre

Answer 7

Elenore Roosevelt said, "Do one thing everyday that scares you."
But does that mean I have to do a clown?

Answer 8

Why don't they give all those up and coming actors salt peter?

Peter O'Toole

Answer 9

"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" from the Ghetto Boys

Answer 10

"Nothing says 'oops' like a wall of flame."