A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
2007-02-08 14:15:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lool...thanks for sharing
i liked it
2007-02-08 14:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So so funny! But I've heard 3 and 4.
2007-02-08 23:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by blubaby77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaa 9/10
2007-02-08 15:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that before.
2007-02-08 14:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Troy Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. LOL
2007-02-08 16:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by nerdy girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.....but hate to burst your bubble-----that isn't really a question.
2007-02-08 14:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice good one.
2007-02-08 14:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by reference 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-08 14:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by bassooncrazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋