My then 4 yr old son asked ... "Mom, can we take Kayla back to walmart ... we don't want her anymore."
That is where we get everything ... and that is where we take things when they don't work out.
2007-02-08 12:19:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dropped a plate on the floor once, and my son who was about 3 or 4 at the time said "Mommy, was that a damnit!"
I told him no, because it didn't break! I laughed at that!
2007-02-08 12:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer B 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was starting to read at about 4, that year my mom and i were at a rest stop on I-5. My mom, a woman, and I were all washing our hands when I spied the condom machine. I looked at my mom and asked her, "mom, what's a condo" (yes c-o-n-d-o) and my mom, always wanting me to learn said, "no sweetie, it's condom" so i said, "what's a condom?" and my mom smiled at the woman who was smiling as well and said, "it's a balloon". Being a 4-yo. "Can I have a condom?" .....
2007-02-08 20:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by speechpath6 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
we were all in the car & listening to a rap song that says "not a lot, just a little bit" & when we came inside my 3 yr old nephew asked his mom for some ice cream. "no" "plz???" "not before dinner" "i don't want a lot, just a little bit." it was so funny!!!
2007-02-08 20:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by ~giggles~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
When I was young (4 years old) my mom was giving me a bath and I had gas. So when I farted I called it a buble song.
Yes I know it's wierd.
2007-02-08 20:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by Graham 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing i saw a kid do was this
a lady was carrying her son in a bakery
there were two lines fairly close to each other and the lil boy was at breast level with nearly every woman,
so he stared at a ladies breast next to him
he said "nice rack" and slapped it
2007-02-08 20:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The funniest thing I've heard a kid say was: "Daddy, when I farted blood came out."
2007-02-08 20:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well my little cousin,at my aunt and uncles wedding reception,asked the DJ to play "im a little teapot"
2007-02-08 21:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by nobody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u know how to catch a polar bear?
u dig a hole in the snow
put some food arround it AND,,,,,
when the bear come's up to eat
u kick it in the ice hole
2007-02-08 20:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by southern65 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't have one, but that sure is funny! Mind your language though!!LOL!!
2007-02-08 20:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO kinomak, that was mad funny
2007-02-08 21:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Kangri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋