Do you think this is reasonable?

Question

I found this letter to the President today. To be fair it was written by a Conservative Talk Show Host. Please read and comment on the issues he points out.

Subject: Vacation in Mexico

Dear Mr. President,

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, And I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family .
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. I know this is an easy request b ecause you already do all these things for all t he people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Sincerely,
a fellow American

Patois please show me where one social program has ever been cut. The only thing that has ever been cut in entitlement programs is the rate of growth, which is still growth.

Answer 1

I think the guy who wrote it is right on the money, except he left out the part about printing all of the signs in the department stores in both English and Spanish, and having all of the Mexicans learn English so I won't have to learn Spanish.

Answer 2

Racism is a mental disease. Republicans and Conservatives have allowed our communities to destabilize in order to "utilize" cheap undocumented workers. The U.S. employers who criminally invite and hire undocumented workers are the blame for the social chaos in our communities. Republicans and Conservatives have consistently slashed funding to social programs and planning committes that would have kept our communities stable. Bush went to Viet Nam to arrange for the outsourcing of millions of jobs, outsourcing those jobs that were jobs Americans could have and should have had because Bush intends and is successfully reducing middle class workers. Only the dregs of humanity, the feeble-minded, the cowardly the racist would blame the poor guy lower than him on this precarious economic ladder rather than grow up and address the real problems. The borders are going away. It's official. As brought to us by Bush while racists were distracted, we became one Superstate. N.A.F.T.A., as you know, is an economic alliance between Canada, the U.S. and Mexico. Without Congressional over-site, Bush this winter signed into law a political extension of that agreement in which the three nations are now the new North American "Superstate" called SPP. All borders are to be "streamlined" and eventually eliminated, major new toll highways are already planned to connect all three nations (including the big one eight football fields wide right up through the center of the new Superstate that the King of Spain will hold the lease and profits from), a common currency (eventually, not at first) and common citizenship. Mexico gets a big chunk of Kansas to use as a staging area for it's highway construction and maintenance contracts. Most of the roads, bridges, docks and ports that U.S. taxpayers have paid for have been leased out to foreign and domestic "developers" who have leases to turn our roads and such into tollroads. New eminent domain laws, also brought to us by Bush, will allow these developers to take whatever land they want. This is all FACT and is beginning. Any murdering racist who commits vigilante crimes, such as murdering people because they are Mexican (read today's Yahoo news) are the lowest dregs of life on this planet and will be punished to the highest extent of the land. They are not real Americans. They are sickening to this nation. They shame this once and mighty nation of decent people who have the brains to know the difference between right and wrong. How low can people like these cowards go? Real Americans will crush this moronic disease of this racist "cause". Anyone, Mexican or so-called American, who spreads hate and intolerance and violence needs to get the hell out of this country. Here is the new government's official website:
http://spp.gov/

Answer 3

It all depends on if you define the fetus as being a human being, with the rights that would accompany that decision. I feel that if abortion is legal, then the government is defining human rights as beginning at birth, which I find interesting because a lot of things that might happen to a developing fetus while in the womb, could affect its life forever. I'm on the fence on all versions of the abortion issue. I can see both sides, and have a difficult time making up my mind if it is "reasonable" or not. I suppose a parallel arguement could be, if you are the only doctor in an area, and the immediate surgery of two individuals is needed promptly, how do you decide which one to save, and whose decision should that be?

Answer 4

Don't forget to have all the stores stock American food and have the employees learn English, make all telephone services "press 1 for English", and be sure to do something about that water.

Answer 5

You could never get a job in Mexico. Most jobs are farming land, and since you are American (aka LAZY) you certainly wouldn't be out whippin the mule to farm the land and feed your family now would ya!?!?

Answer 6

I think this guy is a genious. We should have more people like him. Who wouldn't love coming here and recieving everything free.

Answer 7

That's been out a long time. Unless you evolve with $$ money Mexico finds you very undesirable and would rather ship you here

Answer 8

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME!!!