motorway.He approaches and say's"Sir i need you to blow into this breathalyser". The man immediatly reaches into his poket and produces a letter which read's,"This man suffers from asthma.Please dont make him perform any action that will leave him short of breath.the officer say's "ok! then i need you to come to the station to provide a blood sample".But the man produces another letter and this one reads,"This man is a haemophiliac, please do not cause him to bleed".So the cop says"Fair enough, in that case, i need a urine sample".The man promptly produces a third letter, which reads"This man is a heart supporter, please dont take the p##s out of him
2007-02-08 12:16:26 · 6 answers · asked by driverfus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice, but put a capital letter on heart and pluralise it to Hearts and then probably some of the thicko's out there might get it.
2007-02-08 19:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do not understand. Assume that you have to know/give a s*** about some football team to find this funny. Am in majority of population of planet who neither understand nor care.
2007-02-08 20:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4. lame joke.
2007-02-09 01:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-02-08 20:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........and HA
2007-02-09 05:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is very silly.
2007-02-09 03:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋