A woman finally gets her husband to join her in church. During the ceremony, he keeps falling asleep. She nudges him but he doesn't respond and she doesn't want the preacher to see him sleeping during the sermon. Preacher asks .... "what would you say if I told you ... Hes coming again soon?" The woman sticks her husband in the leg with a hat pin .... and he yells "Hey!"
Pastor ... concurs and says ... "Amen!" Pastor says ... the greatest man you'll ever know ... The woman sticks her husband again to wake him up! He says "Jesus!" Pastor very happy that he is participating so well.... Pastor continures. Says ... what do you think Eve felt when Adam decided they were going to have their 30th child? She poked her husband real hard again because he started to snore ... and he jumped to his feet and yelled. "Got darn it woman! You stick that thing in me one more time ... and I'm gonna break it off ... and stick it in you." Pastor said ... Amen to that!
2007-02-08 12:08:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so? what ya think. its not mine.
2007-02-08 12:11:25 · update #1
he he he :-)
2007-02-08 12:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny.
That's not how it goes!! This is how I heard it. Now listen up.
A couple are in church one Sunday. The wife uses this time to do her knitting. The husband uses this time to do his napping.
The priest is in the middle of his sermon and says, "and you know who made the heavens the Earth?" she notices him nodding off and pokes him with her knitting needle. He yells, "God!!" The priest says, "Right!"
Then later in the sermon, he says, "and you know who God sent us to redeem us of our sins, don't you?" She again notices her husband nodding off and pokes him with her knitting needle and he yells, "Jesus!!" Again the priest responds, "That's right!"
But then the priest says, "You know, it is said that original sin was really the sex act. But I have a theory of why they never had children while in the garden of Eden. I bet you can't figure out what Eve told Adam every time he tried anything with her...." The woman notices her husband nodding off yet again and again pokes him with her knitting needle. He then yells, "If you poke me with that thing one more time, you're gonna get it!!"
The priest, never missing a beat, says, "How'd you guess?"
2007-02-08 12:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
At this church I went to they were telling about this old who was single and when men tried to talk to her she said that all she needed was Jesus and that I got Jesus. So one day her house caught fire and some church members saw a man run out her house. They laughed and said that there goes Jesus.
2007-02-08 12:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Kelz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's fukd up. i'm Catholic. yet right it rather is a humorous for you. 2 Irish workers are digging a ditch for the time of from a brothel. After a whilst they see a Jewish rabbi duck into the brothel. Says one to the different, "what's with the worldwide now that adult adult males of the textile are going to such places." They proceed to artwork. quickly a Protestant minister is seen working into the whorehouse. " 'Sno ask your self the infants are all puzzled what with the occasion the clergy is settin' for them." on the top of the day they see a Catholic priest bypass into the brothel. "Oh no," says the different, "between the detrimental lasses could be dyin'."
2016-11-02 22:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 pastors in a church...
one of them said "..let's have a FARTING contest since there's no one here..." the other 2 agreed..
1st pastor "...FROOOOT!!!!"
(the glass window shatters!)
2nd pastor "...not bad. try this! PREEEEEETTTT!!!!!"
(the huge church door swung opened)
"..Impressive!" exclaimed the 1st pastor
3rd pastor "...freet.."
nothing
the other 2 pastor laughed "...you called THAT a fart??"
the 3rd pastor pointed "...look up..."
jesus on the cross
one hand still nailed to the cross, one hand closing his nose...
(^_^)
2007-02-08 12:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Arez 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's a good joke but i heard it from someone else and it was a girl who kept on falling asleep in church! but it's still a funny joke!!!(lol)
2007-02-08 12:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA i thought it was very funny I had one but I have to find it in my email but when i do ill post it!
2007-02-08 12:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really like the joke. I'm old school. hahah
2007-02-08 12:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a great one
2007-02-08 12:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two hail marys, three hello dollies!!! rinse and spit!! - that one was doing the rounds when eviel kenival was jumping!
2007-02-08 12:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh i liked it but i think you can do better...tell me if you come up with a better one...i dont really have any well bye
2007-02-08 12:23:29 · answer #11 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋