Pub regular, Old Sid says this will slay you.
A novice golfer can't wait for his instructor to turn up and hits a ball straight into the road. It hits a lorry driver in the head and his artic crashes head-on into a full coach. The coach and the artic lock, skid together across the road and smash into a block of flats, bringing down the entire building. The horrified golfer looks on helplessly as his imstructor arrives. "God, did you see what I did?" the novice cries, "What should I do?" The instructor says "I keep telling you, your grip is way off, hold the club so....."
2007-02-08 12:02:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dude!
2007-02-08 12:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...sounds like my golfing experience.
2007-02-08 20:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny. It didn't slay me.
2007-02-08 20:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by danaluana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gooooooooooood 1.
reallllly liked it.
2007-02-09 01:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll be honest ... i'm only here for the points... the joke was a bit lame
2007-02-09 06:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will be okay when he makes it to the 19th !
2007-02-08 20:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its probably only funny to people who like golf.
i didn't get it.
2007-02-08 20:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as funny as i hoped it wud b
2007-02-08 20:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...cute.
2007-02-08 20:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe funny if you like golf, ok i guess.
2007-02-08 20:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-02-09 03:03:29 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋