Besides, you people steal corndogs.
2007-02-08 12:00:01 · 14 answers · asked by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-02-08 12:16:29 · update #1
Hmm... if I revert back to Christianity solely for the fried chicken, would I be the first to do so? Lol!
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2007-02-08 12:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
With all the money you save on tithes and offerings, you could buy all the corndogs you want. Plus you get to be in touch with reality.
2007-02-08 20:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who steals corndogs? i was christian for 30 years (athiest now) and never attended a stupid church picnic
2007-02-08 20:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they set some aside for people that they know are not complete christians or some that are not sure they want to be christian. The most loyal christians get healthy food to live longer , the less devote get fatty foods and have shortened life, the people that are undecided or are questioning, will get drops of poison in theirs.
2007-02-08 20:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Profile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and "Catholic School" where we acted just like "INMATES", and learned how to swing from the chandeliers, learn how to get drunk on the wine in the church, get in brawls with your loving classmates, sneak on the public bus through the back exit door because, it's 12 miles to your house from school, and you just got thrown off the school bus for smoking, and forgot your coat, and it's 5 degree's outside.
2007-02-08 20:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't become an atheist. No one is trying to make you one. We just prefer people not trying to convert us either.
2007-02-08 20:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleeping in on Sunday dude.
2007-02-08 20:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay a theist and waste time in church, praying, worshipping, etc. Oh yeah... great life.
2007-02-08 20:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because the fried chicken will clog your coronary arteries.
2007-02-08 20:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Godlessness makes pie taste better!
2007-02-08 20:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋