I can only remember part of this rhyme, does anyone know the full version? The part i know is...
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
have you ever seen a policeman doing up his
flies are a nuisance, bees are a pest
and this is the end of my funny verse.
Anybody got any ideas?
2007-02-08 11:58:19 · 8 answers · asked by Unhinged.... 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FLIES ARE A NUISANCE
Mary had a little lamb
She thought it rather silly
She threw it up in the air
And caught it by his..
Willy was a watchdog
Lying in the grass
Along came a bumble bee
And stung him up his..
Ask no questions
Tell no lies
Have you ever seen
a policeman doing up his..
Flies are a nuisance
Bees are worst
And that's the end
Of my silly little verse
2007-02-08 12:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by distant_foe 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
i dont kno that 1 but this 1 seems similar
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from
behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 80 acre alligator bra
2007-02-08 12:18:46 · answer #2 · answered by Deco 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-03 22:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we used to do this patty-cake thing while singing this song - its pretty similar to what you are talking about.
ms. susie owned an steamboat
the steamboat had a bell (ting ting)
ms. susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to...
hello operator, please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me, ill chop off your...
behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
ms. susie sat upon it
and cut her little...
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...
flies are in the meadow
bees are in the park
ms. susie sat alone at home
with her steamboat in the dark.
2007-02-08 12:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
do a Google Search with the whole or part of your rhyme
2007-02-08 18:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by quilm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
especially when they sting through a string vest
2007-02-08 12:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but I dunno. I like it so far. I wanna give you a star I liked that so much!
2007-02-08 12:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
distant_foe has it
2007-02-08 21:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋