Now be honest, and I might tell you mine!
2007-02-08 11:44:03 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Come on Jam123, we`ve already had this conversation! Share!!
2007-02-08 15:39:47 · update #1
Dropped a wedding cake in front of the bride & groom and 150 of their close friends and family.
The bride freaked out and knocked a glass of red wine onto her wedding dress lap.
Seriously.
2007-02-08 11:51:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i used to work on a market stall and was allowed to smoke. obviously when customers came i would put the ciggie in an ashtray that was on the floor. after serving someone i went to retrieve my ciggie but it was gone. oh oh fire hazard so i searched frantically around. seeing the cigarette was on the mall floor where people were walking i ran over and picked it up. two ladies looked back in disgust............thinking i was scavenging........so what i thought its mine gave it a dust down and took a long puff.
Yak it tasted awful and wasn't my brand....... a liitle old man was sitting near by laughing ..........he`d seen me pick up a ciggie the ladies had chucked away
ps stopped now anyway
2007-02-14 09:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by shedevil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This week?
I tried a dress on and the assistants all said how nice it fitted. "But I look like walking wallpaper" I said, pointing to the pattern. At this point the manageress said, with a stony face, that she had bought the same dress earlier in the week and was intending to wear it tomorrow! OOPS!!!
2007-02-08 12:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was.......oh sorry had a change of mind. I can't tell you. Next time maybe.. Oh ok.I was on the edge of a golf course in some trees and I came to with an almost empty bottle of whisky in my hand. I had fallen in this dirty , polluted brook and was soaking wet covered in mud and stuff. So I stood up slowly and took my trousers off to wring them out not noticing the lady golfers watching me through the trees. They must have thought I was a flasher. Even though drunk I was very embarrassed and quickly put my trousers back on and skedaddled.
2007-02-08 11:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Birdman 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Working late. Decided to go for drink before going home. Met some of the girls from the typing pool in the pub. They drifted off except for one who stayed for a drink - and another.
An hour later, we are back in my office. We are both naked. She is laying on my desk. I don't think I have to go into too many details but suffice to say she was quite noisy. Neither of us heard our boss walk in
2007-02-08 13:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've always felt embarrassed whenever I had to stoop so low as to kiss somebody's @ss - never could live off those incidents
2007-02-08 18:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
staying in a hotel one night and got up naked to go to the toilet. Unfortunately, I walked out of the hotel room and shut the door!!!!
Had to walk naked down to reception to get the night porter to let me back in.
that was 2 years ago and it's still not funny to me!
2007-02-08 21:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Checking the time on my phone then my teacher screamed to close my locker cause i dont have time to check my messages and get into class!!!But only one other person was in the hall thank god!!!
2007-02-08 11:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by becca p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may i tell?
ok, i pooped in my pants when i was in 5th grade and kept it for about 3 hrs. Every1 knew i had pooped.
a nother 1
i was playing tic tac toe in 9th grade and shouted "ohhhh yeah" in front of all the gals. it was 2oooooo embarassing.
2007-02-08 17:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went on a little boat ride and fell in the water!! it was at the local park so eeeeeeeeeeveryone saw! i was sooo humiliated!
i still cringe now
2007-02-12 11:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋