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2007-02-08 11:39:46 · 16 answers · asked by Joanna 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww..i like squirrels.
2007-02-08 11:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Krusty Krab)
Doggie Williams: Hi everybody! I'm gonna cut the jokes and skip right to the part where I throw pies at you!
SpongeBob: ...and fish.... P.U.! How can a creature that spends so much time in the water smell so bad? I mean, really! "Soap, soap, what is soap?"
Audience: (Huge laughter)
SpongeBob: And don't even get me started on starfish!
Patrick: "Haw, Haw, Haw!!"
Fish: What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
SpongeBob: Uhh.. noxious gas?
Fish: No! Your act!
spongebob: How many squirrels does it take to screw in a light bulb??
Fish: HOW MANY?
Spongebob: None, because there so darn stupid!!! (Audience laughs)
2007-02-08 19:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually this is not possible! have u ever seen squirells screw in a light bulb? i dont think so i think a smarter question could b how many hamsters could screw in a light bulb
2007-02-08 19:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by cc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm...13. 12 to put in the litebulb, 1 to be lazy and play ninepins. (get it? from that one kid story about the squirrel who gets his tail cut off, hence today's chipmunk? I forget the story's name.
2007-02-08 19:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by biblethumpinmaniac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 one to hold it and other to screw it in
2007-02-08 19:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NONE!! squirells cant screw in lightbulbs.
2007-02-08 19:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as amny as it takes they're all nuts. a squirrel ran away from my friends and i today.
2007-02-08 19:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by ReRe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
19709732062786298763290161947632987463984763197648937461928746983746189763874618947628341894612 squirrels b/c they all keep electricutiing themselves
2007-02-08 19:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by borred223 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same amount that it took to put the first one in ... take the first one out... and put this one in.
2007-02-08 20:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by BoogieTwoShoes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats from Spongebob, i forget the answer i just know it ends in "........... because they're so darn stupid!"
2007-02-08 19:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋