"Wherehave you been al this time"?why did ye not write to us,
not even a line?why did'nt ye call?can ye not understand what ye put yer old ma through.The girl crying replied sniff,sniff...da..i became a prostitute...?"ye what!?out of here ye shameless harlet! sinner! your'e a disgrace to this family"ok da-as ye wish.I just came back to give ma this luxurious fur coat,title deed to 10 bedroom mansion plus a saving certificate for £5 million.for ma wee brother,this gold rolex and for ye da this brand new merc limited edition that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club(takes a breath)..and an invitation for ye all to spend new years eve on board my yacht in the rivera,and..."now what was it ye said ye had become?"says da,girl crying agen,"sniff,sniff...a prostitute da! sniff,sniff"."oh!bejesus! ye scared me half to death girl"i thought you said protestant,come and give yer old man a hug
2007-02-08 11:25:27 · 22 answers · asked by driverfus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a mate in the army when i served told my it when we were on gaurd duty
2007-02-08 11:41:03 · update #1
BEGORAH ME LAD THAT'S HILARIOUS 10/10
2007-02-08 18:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-02-08 11:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah i'm an Irish protestant!!! and that i encounter it humorous! even as i grew to change into into in us of a of us of a with my catholic chum, some fella requested what faith we've been so we suggested him and he grew to change into into like what??? and how come yer now no longer killing one yet another???!!!
2016-10-17 06:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A prostitute he could deal with, but a Catholic becoming a Protestant, he couldn't.
2007-02-08 11:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Marty B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. One thing. You should seperate each persons line. Its hard to read. But other than that GREAT!
2007-02-08 11:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Barack The Boat!™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not d endin i xpectd bt it ws prety gd neva d less
2007-02-08 11:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by jizzro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-08 11:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1 made me smile
2007-02-08 11:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Irish and their potato stuff (yawn) me
2007-02-08 18:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by quilm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really old
2007-02-08 11:29:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋