A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2007-02-08 11:12:37 · 18 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That was great, didn't see it coming! I have to save that one.
2007-02-08 11:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill smurf keep em coming 10/10
2007-02-08 11:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious dude!
2007-02-08 11:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by Allure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! lol 10/10, 5 stars, well yah i enjoyed it
2007-02-08 11:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET BACK IN YOUR COFFIN HA HAA HAAA 10/10
2007-02-08 18:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in the last line
2007-02-09 00:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by roxanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one. 10/10
2007-02-08 11:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me giggle m8.keep em coming
2007-02-08 11:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10.
don`t give up yer day job just yet.
2007-02-08 11:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
true story that apparently lol
2007-02-08 22:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋