Pretty much like Jurassic Park!
That way we could all buy our personal saviour, couldn't we?
Or perhaps we could actually eat his flesh and drink his blood, instead of that lame communion waffer and bland wine!!
How about it?
2007-02-08 11:04:45 · 18 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey! Where is the insult?? I just thought I'd share some ideas with you guys!!!
Come on, people!!
2007-02-08 11:08:55 · update #1
I'd rather clone Ronald Reagan
2007-02-08 11:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
We can not clone Jesus! When Jesus came into the world, He was not a newly created individual such as we are, but was rather the eternal Son of God. To be born into this world, of the virgin Mary, required divine intervention, and this is exactly what the Gospels record.
Another reason Jesus needed to be virgin-born was His sinless nature. A basic New Testament teaching is that from the day He was born until the day He died, Jesus was without sin. To be a perfect sacrifice, He must Himself be perfect -without sin. Since our race is contaminated with sin, a miraculous entrance into the world would be required, hence the virgin birth.
Moreover, if Jesus had been sired by Joseph, He would not have been able to claim the legal rights to the throne of David. According to the prophecy of Jeremiah 22:28-30, there could be no king in Israel who was a descendant of King Jeconiah, and Matthew 1:12 relates that Joseph was from the line of Jeconiah. Jesus would have been of the cursed lineage.
on the eve of His betrayal, while commemorating the feast that was a type of His own death which was soon to come, Jesus chose elements from that Passover feast as a memorial of His body and blood, saying "Do this in remembrance of Me."
1 Corinthians 11:27-29,33,34 Therefore whoever eats this bread or drinks this cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord. But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of the bread and drink of the cup. For he who eats and drinks in an unworthy manner eats and drinks judgment to himself, not discerning the Lord's body....Therefore, my brethren, when you come together to eat, wait for one another. But if anyone is hungry, let him eat at home, lest you come together for judgment. And the rest I will set in order when I come.
2007-02-08 19:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, too sad, my little friend,too, too sad-- nothing to do with your time other than think of these sick hypothetical insane questions for us to answer? Eat his flesh? I heard there is another jurassic park movie on the boob tube tonite-go watch it--- and do I think we should CLONE him? Absolutely not!!!!
2007-02-08 19:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one your nuts two the cord is probaly rotted also there is laws. If your talking about eating blood and flesh you might need to go seek some help.
2007-02-08 19:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by black_dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has been in heaven for 2007 years dude and his umbilical cord is dust like the original adam. sorry.
2007-02-08 19:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there's someone who shouldn't be clone is you. Do you realized how it would be to have similar people who will continously insult Jesus Christ?
2007-02-08 19:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Hilda A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can even clone jesus from a crucifix image
2007-02-08 19:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Antonio R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Everyone can do eevrything with the Holy Ghost, but with us is impossible.
2007-02-08 19:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by tammuzjune 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well his umbilical cord would probably be dust by now.
2007-02-08 19:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, your sense of humor gets more and more stupid with every post... It's embarassing just to read this junk...
2007-02-08 19:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jason 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋