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sitting at a bar.
One says "Your round"
The other says "So are you, you fat B@*&%$d!"

2007-02-08 11:04:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

lmao.....VERY funny, thanx for putting a smile on my face.

2007-02-08 11:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1 0

Been there - done that - well, I got a large mate to say it to his larger friend...went along the lines of "Your round" - "Frick off, it's YOUR round" "O yeah,I know THAT, I'll get the beer in... I was just saying - you're round."

2007-02-08 11:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

Why would you laugh somebody being chasticed inhumanly like that? do you have a soul? apparently you dont. Just because they are heavey set, and even worse being bullied, doesbt give your wretched soul the right to do soemthing like that to anyone. i would have grabbed you and your garbage little freind and thrown you into the park garbage. when he snaps and puts you in the hospital, he will get more visitors in jail than you will in the hospital!

2016-05-23 22:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

from number 3 fat guy not funny

2007-02-08 11:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0 0

Heard if but still sort of funny give you a 6.

2007-02-08 12:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice 1 dat put a much needed smile on my face after sum of d poor jks on ere

2007-02-08 11:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0 0

SHORT BUT EXCEEDINGLY SWEET.

Reminded me of my new years resolution "To get in shape"... unfortunately the shape was round.

2007-02-08 13:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0 0

HA HAA HAAA 8/10

2007-02-08 18:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh and the insults fly!

Like it

Tink x

2007-02-08 11:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

yea, worth a laugh

2007-02-08 11:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0 0

lol good one.
Not proud of this, but it happened in a company outing of mine.

2007-02-08 11:12:29 · answer #11 · answered by Shuggy 3 · 0 0

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