Perhaps fleas?
And were these bugs the very first apostles, since they ate and drank from Jesus' flesh and blood?
2007-02-08 10:50:38 · 24 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
whynotkilldon?
2007-02-08 10:54:41 · update #1
Probably and stage 4 syphilis too. That's why he thought he was the son of god
2007-02-08 10:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1⤊ 6⤋
probably had lice and fleas....if you believe the Church dogma that says that he never had sex probably not crabs. But where does the church get the idea from? its not stated in the Bible that he wasn't married, and that would be the unusual and therefore worth writing down thing. if it isn't written otherwise i would assume he WAS married, and thus had crabs
2007-02-08 18:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it's you who have crabs and lice. Do you expect an answer to a dum question?
2007-02-08 19:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by Hilda A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much everyone who answers this question is either going to think it was really funny and try to answer with something funny, or they're going to tell you you're going to hell or that they'll pray for you. So I'm just going to ask another question: are Christians vampires or cannibals because they eat and drink a person's body and blood? I think yes. And yes to your question as well. Not really.
2007-02-08 18:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by derelicthypotheses 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dude hold it! That's some serious blasphemy.... I should have never read what you asked..... I feel bad now douche bag...... Oohhh man you are going sent straight to hell on judgment day.... with gasoline on you, more like jet fuel by what you just said unless you ask for forgiveness to Jesus.
2007-02-08 18:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by Fido 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
somehow you are confused. it was crabs and rice. they fished in the sea. Jesus passed out fish, threw in a little rice and crabs. this is not biblical, ha i am just going with your "humor"
DONT MAKE FUN OF GOD!!
2007-02-08 18:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A day will come when you either regret you didn't accept Jesus as your savior or you are incredibly thankful that he was willing to die for you.
In any case, Jesus STILL loves you.
2007-02-08 18:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Doug 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
insects smallest nonstop to the ones you see are real. flesh is the bread provided to eat during passover jewish day, the blood contains the alcohol delivered wine.
2007-02-08 18:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by tammuzjune 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now I know why Bill Engvall hates stupid people.
Geez, when people like you, who mock Jesus, show ignorance to new extremes.
You must so proud of yourself.
2007-02-08 18:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would like to think that you have better things to do with your time then sit around and make up the pitiful questions but i guess not.
2007-02-08 19:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Jesus knows
2007-02-08 18:53:40 · answer #11 · answered by MaryAnn 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋