The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
2007-02-08 10:44:05 · 14 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is there a question to answer here? will I get the points?
Pick me pleasthe! x
2007-02-08 11:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by emilybronte 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The seven most important men in a womans life?
Depends on the woman!
In Snow White's case it would be Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc,...
But I'd hate to wake up every day feeling grumpy!
2007-02-08 12:36:02 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-23 22:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so obvious it wud b rude as soon as i clikd on 2 it bt al give it 2 ya it is a funky jk
2007-02-08 11:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha - you should get the 10 points.
2007-02-08 10:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Froggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 7.!!!
2007-02-08 10:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my the palpitations!!!
lol
Tink x
2007-02-08 11:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...I liked that
2007-02-08 10:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-08 10:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
2007-02-08 10:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by wilbur2lot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋