There's this blonde (don't know if it's real, don't care) girl in America that is obsessed with me and wants me to come over as soon as possible. The thing is, is that she is very impatient and is having to make do with, how shall we put it, 'artificial means' of satisfaction. This involves going through boat loads of batteries a week and she is complaining about the expense. She's wanting me to come up with the cash and says that it's my fault I'm so utterly irresistable and therefore can't stop fantasising about me.
So the second part of the question is, should I be punished for being so supernaturally sexy?
2007-02-08 10:43:09 · 8 answers · asked by Oliver T 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sean: For you it would be a dream...for me an everyday occurence.
Honey: Clever answer there. Now back to the street corner with you.
2007-02-08 10:48:58 · update #1
Amy B: Sorry you have that eye problem there, but I bet it's still amusing to watch. Like one of those little googly eyed trolls I suspect.
2007-02-08 10:50:25 · update #2
Mac: Speaking from experience, eh Mac? ;-)
2007-02-08 10:53:47 · update #3
Trigunmarksman: Your answer can be taken two ways.
Reply number 1:No, sorry. I don't use vibrators. Want to share something with us about your own habits?
Reply number 2: She's not a robotic sex doll.... That would be too much to wish for! lol
2007-02-08 10:57:41 · update #4
Amy B (part 2): Ha, ha! Yep, you're bloody right I'm immature. You of course aren't, are you? We'll disregard the little fact that you did the exact same thing you accuse me of a second ago, which is the reason for THIS reply. Please don't try to compete. I assure you that you have no way of winning.
2007-02-08 11:02:27 · update #5
Brendie: Grow up you say. Following this classic riposte, you say the second part of my question is silly. Only the second part Brendie?? Grow up!
2007-02-08 11:04:04 · update #6
Ha, ha! Very cute! You seem to have quite an imagination!
My advice is this: Yes, it is your fault for being so irresistible. Pay for the batteries already!!!
Send Money to:
Battery fund
P.O Box 1
Youreabignerd, TX 44065
P.S. Please hurry!
2007-02-09 02:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Lalalalalala 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
$7
2016-03-28 22:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second part of your question is totally silly...Grow up! At least enough to find a girl with as much brains as sex drive!
2007-02-08 10:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by beebee 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
sounds like a real nice dream dude. go ahead pay up
2007-02-08 10:46:54 · answer #4 · answered by JS 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow i don't think I've ever done a bigger eye roll in my entire life. **********EYE ROLL************ I'm not even going to answer that one Mr. Rico Suave...............although she's probably not getting off thinking about you anyway, she just wants to get some money from you moron. Oh wow you must be some little teenager to retaliate with such immature comments. Good one
2007-02-08 10:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
chronic over-sensitizing the area can cause irreparable damage.
2007-02-08 10:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sopwith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only if you are enjoying her artificial means.
2007-02-08 10:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by trigunmarksman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2007-02-08 10:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋