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never trust a man with an eye each side of his nose

2007-02-08 10:32:29 · 18 answers · asked by stefan 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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DON'T BE JUST A PERSON OF SUCCESS; BUT ALSO BE A PERSON OF VALUES!

2007-02-08 10:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by livinhapi 6 · 1 0

Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit... But Those Who Never Win And Never Quit Are IDIOTS.

Not a proverb but I like it.

2007-02-08 10:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess you'll finally go out with a pirate ;-) hehehe

I preffer: 'Have an iron fist, but gloved in silk'

Or more or less the same meaning in 'Fortiter in re, suaviter in modo'; 'Strong in doing things, but soft in the way you do it'

2007-02-08 10:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Diomedes 3 · 0 0

To be a real woman is to bring out the best in a man !

2007-02-08 10:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

2007-02-08 12:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0 0

Behind every successful man, there is a happy woman. Behind every shattered soulless failure of a man, there is a happy woman.

2007-02-08 10:37:38 · answer #6 · answered by Raidered81 3 · 1 0

Because Mr. Potato Head is more reliable.

2007-02-08 10:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not sure it counts but i like. It was not the fault of the post that the blind man didn't see it.

2007-02-08 10:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by Loo 4 · 0 0

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

2007-02-08 10:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by EVIL ANT 2 · 0 0

Chinese proverbs:
Confucius say:-
1) Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day..but man with two hole in pocket not feel too cocky.

2) Man with c0ck in biscuit tin..fuc*ing crackers..but man with c0ck up chimney..fuc*ing great.

3)Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot...not hygenic.

2007-02-08 12:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So who do you trust

2007-02-08 10:40:53 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

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