I don't play so I don't know if this is funny but-
A novice golfer unwraps a ball, hits it into the water. He sighs and unwraps another new ball and does the same thing. About to do it for the third time, his partner says "Why don't you use an old ball? The novice sighs and says "I haven't had one yet."
2007-02-08 10:29:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
This is kind of funny but I don't know why you would have to be a golfer to realize that.
2007-02-08 10:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 9/10
2007-02-08 18:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, Moses and an old man were playing golf one day, Jesus tees off and slices it straight into the rough, Moses tees off and hooks it straight into a tree and bounces into the rough. The old man tees off, it sails straight for the water, out jumps a fish and catches the ball, before the fish re-enters the water a kestrel swoops down and grabs the fish, as it flies over the green the fish wriggles causing the bird to drop the fish right on the green. The ball pops out of its mouth and goes in the hole. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "If you are not going to play properly Dad I'm not playing anymore!"
2007-02-08 18:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by psychoticgenius 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats an olddie but a good one. Sounds like me some 35 years ago.
2007-02-08 19:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one very funny.
Have you heard this Tiger Woods joke?
A couple were at their honeymoon hotel and the bride couldn't stop talking about her hero-golfer Tiger Woods.After the couple had made love,the husband picked up the phone to order room service.But the wife grabbed the phone off him and said:"Tiger wouldn't do that-he'd make love to me again."
The husband obliged and afterwards picked up the phone to order some food.Again she snatched it from him,saying:"Tiger wouldn't do that-he'd make love to me again."
Somehow the husband summoned up the energy to perform for a third time.By this time he was absolutely starving so he made another attempt to order some food from room service. Once more, she seized the phone and said"Tiger wouldn't do that-he'd make love to me again."
So they had sex again and afterwards the exhausted husband reached wearily for the phone.
"Are you calling room service?" she asked accusingly.
"No,I'm calling TIGER WOODS TO FIND OUT WHAT PAR IS FOR THIS HOLE!"
2007-02-08 19:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by SG 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
Hope it happened on the 1st Hole not on the 19th!
2007-02-08 18:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-08 18:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Bandit600 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-08 18:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, gud one!
2007-02-08 18:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ascetic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋