forty jocks at heaven's gates
st peter said"we've only room for twelve, so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in.
five minuties later st peter say's to god "they've gone"
god say's " what all of them"
st peter say's"no the f##king gates
2007-02-08 10:18:55 · 12 answers · asked by driverfus 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lmao! that was funny. Thank you.
2007-02-08 10:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by TiGeR 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not a good joke. 40 and 12 make no sense in relation to jocks (at least as far as any of the games I am familiar with). Taking the gates doesn't relate to jocks.
Let me make up a joke for you - a bus carrying a football team crashes and they go before peter. He says "we only have room for 11." So the offense and the defense start to argue about who is more important and who should get in. Finally the reach an agreement and go back to peter. He says "why are you still here - the kicking team ran through while you were huddling."
Note that this is only marginally funny but at least the numbers make sense. If you want to go with the gate stealing, fans would make more sense than jocks and rappers would make more sense than fans. Although if you are doing rappers you should do something about the bling value of the gates.
2007-02-08 18:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is 'a' joke, not a few. I wouldn't even say it constitutes a joke in the literal definition of the word. It is also not a question, but rather it is a statement. You must be a Sassenach, eh? Trying and failing to make fun of your superior neighbours to the north like that.
Either that or if you don't mean Scotsmen and rather those pansy assed rugby player wannabes in poof padding, well sorry, but it still wasn't funny! ;-)
2007-02-08 18:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Oliver T 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are tempting fate, you will meet your maker after you die, I dare you even open your mouth seeing- your only destiny is complete separation from God - in dark joyless,
foodless, companionless, waterless place to spend eternity.
2007-02-08 18:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Charles H 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was just sick buddy. Lets have a little respect. Captilize GOD and not the F word.
2007-02-08 18:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
bad joke dude
2007-02-08 18:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by Jo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's lame. Not even funny.
2007-02-08 18:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that was funny
2007-02-08 18:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by danicolegirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao that's a good one
2007-02-08 18:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
PETER -- Why do liberals hate heaven?
PAUL -- No "special Interest groups"!!
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PETER - What's the best time to get saved?
JOHN -- 3:16 :-)
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2007-02-08 18:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by angelique1225 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋