Q: How do you make a Anna Nicole's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What does Anna Nicole and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get Anna Nicole out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: Why did Anna Nicole scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did Anna Nicole have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did Anna Nicole keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did Anna Nicole tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
2007-02-08 10:08:44 · 25 answers · asked by hairy pouter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really hope you didn't know about her death when you wrote this.
If not do the honorable thing and remove the question.
If you did......well not cool at all.
2007-02-08 10:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
tell you what, tell these jokes to her family, or even better tell them to her baby daughter, then you will see how funny they were, to be honest i think she was quite clever, i am not saying i liked her i detest glamour girls such as her pam anderson , jordan and the rest of them, but at the end of the day she was a human the same as the rest of us she was a person, her family cared about her and now grieve her as much as our family would grieve for us, her baby daughter has lost her mummy, and her mummy was very precious to her whoever and whatever she was
2007-02-08 18:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by 0000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So did you know she just died today when you wrote this question?
You can make fun of anyone, living or dead, but it's in really poor taste to make fun of them on the actual day they died.
2007-02-08 23:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet n Sour 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, she just died. Can't you wait till next week?
Good jokes, though. She was a dumb@ss anyway. I'm glad she didn't get to enjoy those 400 million dollars.
2007-02-08 18:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea OK... there are some OK jokes there! BUT WHAT KIND OF A PIECE OF CRAP ARE YOU? SHE JUST DIED YOU WAIST OF HUMAN SKIN! I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE HER BUT I WOULD NEVER DO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HER ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH! DUDE YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WAIST ON THE PLANET I WILL BE HOPING EVERY DAY FOR YOUR DEATH THE WORLD IS A BAD ENOUGH PLACE WITH OUT THE LIKES OF YOU IN IT! DO ME A FAVOR AND KILL YOUR SELF TODAY SO I CAN TELL JOKE ABOUT YOU
2007-02-08 18:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
On any other day theyd be funny but today thats just cold blooded. Not even right.
2007-02-08 18:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by powerliftingrules 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anyone of these jokes could have been funny if she had'nt just died...but in light of the fact...I'd say you're a pathetic dumb*ss!
2007-02-08 18:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think that this is in very bad taste and my hope is that when you are gone no one make jokes about you. God bless you
2007-02-08 18:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy, You're going to have some nasty comments coming.
(good jokes though)
2007-02-08 18:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disrespectful... She just passed. But of course you knew that or you wouldnt be posting this.
2007-02-08 18:26:26 · answer #10 · answered by myfam030684 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋