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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in seven floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and like kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not liking kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, are fantastic chefs, completely faithful, are great conversationalists and really funny, use maps, and their mothers have passed away." "Now we're getting somewhere" they said, "but imagine what must be on the next floor." So up they went.

Sixth floor

The door had a sign saying "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, know how to satisfy you completely, are fantastic chefs, totally faithful, great conversationalists and really funny, would love to go shopping with you, use maps, put the toilet seat down and change the paper, and their mothers have passed away." "Pretty tempting" they said, "we really have to see what's on the next floor." They were so excited they ran up the stairs.

Seventh floor

The door had a sign saying "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Please leave the store via the exit..

2007-02-08 09:34:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

LMAO. i knew dis was comin even though i never heard it. jus to show u women cant be pleased

2007-02-08 09:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0 0

I worked on the rear of the Odhams Press whilst the 1st website 3 women have been revealed on a every day commencing place. It replaced into interesting, the 'outcry' of (particularly - apparently) women individuals approximately this ....jointly as curious that there have been an detrimental lot of ladies individuals and girls individuals wearing copies of the photograph voltaic paper ~ every day ~ which revealed it. As a guy, i've got have been given by no potential presented a reproduction of any of those magazines and could desire to confess to 'by no potential having seen the interior a million the two.' and that i won't be in a position to be waiting to assert i've got have been given faith the lack of this in my life. (unusual) Sash.

2016-11-02 22:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ver Ver Goot rrrrlol 10/10

2007-02-08 09:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Laugh out Loud!

Now that's one funny joke! Wow, that's is smart, well thought out piece of work, but in a way, makes alot of sense.

2007-02-08 09:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can see that!
A bit disappointing in the end - rather like men really!

2007-02-08 13:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0 0

thats a good one. women's world doesn't have a satisfied definition..... was that what you wanted to tell here.... there are bits of truth in it .....but i think it may be upto 80% only.... anyway, you get the JOKE OF THE DAY trophy from me... 10/10.

2007-02-08 09:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tee hee, you had me wondering what was on the twentieth floor for a minute...!

2007-02-08 09:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ali 3 · 0 0

Ha ha im a girl but i find that hilarious

2007-02-08 09:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL....Can I go back to the 6th floor?

2007-02-08 09:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Im sorry im not a male but its pritty funny!!!

2007-02-08 09:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by chickL 3 · 0 0

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