Yes i have posted b4 but, I like it!
Steve decided to buy himself a secondhand motorbike. It was a pretty good deal, except one of the seals was missing. So whenever it rained, he would apply some vaseline to the spot where the seal should be to stop the rainwater getting in.
Anyway, one evening, his new girlfriend invited him to dinner to meet her parents. When he drove up on the bike she was waiting outside for him, and said "Whatever you do, don't say a word inside. We've had this silly argument about washing-up and the first person to speak has to do the lot".
When they got inside, Steve saw it was as bad as she said. Nobody was saying a word, and dirty dishes were piled high in the kitchen.
Dinner was certainly an uncomfortable affair, no one saying anything. So Steve decided to have a little fun. He grabbed his girlfriend, threw her across the table, and had sex with her there and then. Her Mum looked shocked and her Dad furious, but no one said anything.
Five minutes later, Steve, got up, grabbed Mum, threw her on the table and gave her a similar seeing to - girlfriend looked shocked this time, dad even more furious, but still not a word.
Suddenly there was a clap of thunder from outside and it began to rain. Thinking of his bike, Steve grabbed the vaseline and jumped out of his chair.
Dad also jumped out of his chair, yelling: "Oh, for Christ's sake. Alright, I'll do the fu**ing washing up!"
2007-02-08 09:07:27 · 36 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont get it
2007-02-14 05:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Loser Face 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 22:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Only if the Dad knew that all that was hot and throbbing between Steve's legs was his bike!
2007-02-14 21:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by praxpils 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked this 1 10/10 xx
2007-02-08 10:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
briliant
10/10
2007-02-08 09:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye read it before tink but if you picture the goings on it still makes me laugh 8/10
2007-02-08 09:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's one of those one that it's pretty funny if you see it on t.v. or in a movie, but not if you hear it said by someone. you know what I means, don't you?... good.
WHAT? B4? I'VE GOT BINGO!
2007-02-08 09:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Like it. Made me laugh
2007-02-08 09:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats well long but worth it
2007-02-08 09:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Still funny, it must be the way you tell 'em Tink.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-08 10:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I still like it the second time around
2007-02-08 09:12:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋