The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.
Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips.
Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother Superior the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said,
"Don't sell that cow."
2007-02-08 08:51:09 · 11 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they was a really good cow
2007-02-08 09:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You heard this from charlatans who invented those "predictions" after June 2003. The tsumani is the "prediction" it really is utilized in a suitable-commonplace action picture (to be launched by technique of using Sony images), observed as -- what else -- "2012". The Mayans did not make any predictions. Their calendar change into not the numerous precise calendar interior the international. as an get collectively, they have the era of precession as 25,630 years even as the actual cycle is in the route of twenty-5,800 years. that could not sound like an exceptionally good large large difference to you, as well the actual shown actuality that it makes them not more effective precise than the chinese language, the Egyptians or the Greeks (the latter having calculated the cycle 1000 years earlier the Mayans). The Mayan civilization began to decline interior the 10th century (earlier the three hundred and sixty 5 days we call 1000). the purely on the instantaneous documented prediction they made deals with an experience they claimed may ensue after the three hundred and sixty 5 days we call ad 4000. for sure, they envisioned neither the international nor their calendar to end. The Mayans do not communicate of chariots taking images out hearth. Neither does Nostradamus. those allusions were invented presently (after the tanks).
2016-11-26 03:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats nice
10/10
2007-02-08 09:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt even read this, i just posted for the points lol
2007-02-08 09:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one
2007-02-08 08:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Em 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very cute.
2007-02-08 08:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe haha she has NOOO idea lol i like that one its cute!!!
2007-02-08 09:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by munkees92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was aight lol
2007-02-08 09:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-02-08 09:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by loojy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok so what is your question????
2007-02-08 08:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by blondie21_97504 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋