Why do they keep denying the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We can not state our beliefs without the unbelievers looking down upon our father.
God is real, and he is made of pasta!
2007-02-08 08:41:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They fear the pirate within them, brother.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage!
RAmen!
2007-02-08 09:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just laugh because I will see the face of our lord under a beer volcano, and the un-believers won't.
2007-02-08 16:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No no, you got it all wrong. That god isn't real, but the goddess known as the Invisible Pink Unicorn is.
2007-02-08 16:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In order to be more like Him...I'm trying to grow my very own noodly appendage.
2007-02-08 16:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's because they are jealous of the stripper factory
2007-02-08 16:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
2007-02-08 16:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dawn G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If only they could feel his warm noodley goodness. I think they just don't want to believe.
2007-02-08 16:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
that sounds vaguely familiar
is there any account of the FSM dying for mankind's sin?
2007-02-08 16:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that the low-carb diet craze killed your sect.
2007-02-08 16:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by <><><> 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that.
I wish you well.
2007-02-08 16:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋