because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet.
"Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes."
So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool weather kind of guy so on spotting an ice cream van he goes and buys himself a big vanilla ice cream. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams – the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finished hisice cream, he is completely covered in it. It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage.
"Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth.
"Hello," replies the penguin. "What's wrong?"
"Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's just ice cream."
2007-02-08 08:38:59 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Princess♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.........good one
2007-02-08 08:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by eyemungry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-08 16:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...it took me a moment to understand. although im not sure i'm 100% sure...
2007-02-08 16:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on!
2007-02-08 19:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's been around.
2007-02-09 00:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Radiosonde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but i dnt get it
2007-02-08 16:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont get it.
2007-02-08 16:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good!
2007-02-08 16:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by ricks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is DISGUSTING!!!!!
2007-02-08 16:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋