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This is an admittedly bizarre question that just popped into my head. And since I have gotten some unexpectedly great answers to my strange questions, I thought I would go ahead and ask it. So...

How is God like a gun?

2007-02-08 08:33:26 · 11 answers · asked by mullah robertson 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

Deadly in the hands of a fool. Inadvertently kills small children.

2007-02-08 08:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10 3

How is God like a rose?

i think that would be a better question.

with a rose, think about the thorns which get you when you mis handle the rose. but if you can get past that think about the beauty and joy it can bring you.

2007-02-08 08:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by Kenneth H 3 · 1 0

Sho- you deserve money or something after that. I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life.

2007-02-08 08:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by B-Hole 2 · 0 0

Wow, and I instantly got:

"how is god like a salami sandwich?"

but I don't know the answer to either.

2007-02-08 08:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because when you fire it,there is a Big Bang

2007-02-08 08:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0 0

How can someone even answer after Sho-Nuff's answer?

Damn.

Both are quite powerful.

2007-02-08 08:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1 2

Direct and to the "Point".

2007-02-08 08:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

becuase if you rub him the he gets angry/excited and erupts.

2007-02-08 08:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bluto Blutarsky4 2 · 0 0

God doesn't kill people. People kill people.

2007-02-08 08:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

sho just absolutely nailed it.

edit:

Half of it.

2007-02-08 08:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by Doug 5 · 1 2

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