A little girl is overheard by her dad saying her prayers & thought it odd she said "bless mommy, daddy, & say bye to uncle joe". Not thinking much of it until the next day when uncle joe died. Fes weeks later, daddy hears her praying & says, "bless mommy, daddy, & say bye to Mr. Smith". Sure enough the next day, the nieghbor Mr. Smith dies!
Baffled, the father thinks she may have some type of powers. The next week he hears her say, "bless mommy & say bye to daddy". This just freaks him out! He goes to work the next day in a panic. Instead of driving, he takes the bus, he skips breakfast & lunch just in case. He locked the door to his office all day & would not come out! Wouldnt talk to anyone. At the end of the day, his wife is worried & wants him to come home. She sounded a bit upset & he asks her what is wrong. She says, "the strangest thing, this morning, the mailman came to deliver the mail & just dropped dead!"
2007-02-08 08:21:01 · 9 answers · asked by ricks 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor little girl.... and a daddy.... that mailman became the hero in the climax.... good one ..keep posting more...10/10.
2007-02-08 08:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not alone . There is so much more to life than to end it after this . I believe that everyone was put on this life for a reason , and everyone will have to go through some extremely difficult times in their life , but there isn't anything that you can't handle . I just hope you take the time to read this and reconsider your decision . I've been where you are , I know how it feels to be alone and depressed . I got through it and I have no doubt that you can get through it to . Don't throw away this life you were given , it's not worth it . I wish you the best of luck . And who knows , if you were to tell your parents what happened they will probably put their differences aside and help you through this . You can't let that scum that raped you stay out there in the world , you should do something about it .
2016-05-23 22:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee
2007-02-08 10:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is hysterical!
2007-02-08 08:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL loved it tell me more
2007-02-08 09:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA!
Too funny!
2007-02-08 08:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was to funny i got it
2007-02-08 08:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT's the cutest joke i ever heard!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-08 08:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by sasavert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-08 08:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋