Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear. "And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife,."Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could.....?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning...You don't.
2007-02-08 07:55:14 · 11 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-08 08:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youve met my wife
2007-02-08 16:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by Tim2Die 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least she didn't get online and start shopping with his insurance money... now that is insensitive...
2007-02-08 16:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by MOT-XJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny lol
2007-02-09 04:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one man
2007-02-08 16:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS FUNNY! I thought it would be worse, but that was good!
2007-02-08 16:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-08 17:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She has a point. LOL!
2007-02-08 15:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel sad for Mr.Ralph... anyway, that's a joke...... good one from u...thank you.
2007-02-08 16:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a BI ATCH
2007-02-08 16:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean insensitive????
2007-02-08 16:03:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋