I'm at work no patients to tkae care of, stuck in this little office for 2 more hours, nothing to do, caught up on all my work...please entertain me. Tell me a story, a joke, ask me a questioin, anything that is interesting to you, pass it on to me. Thanks
2007-02-08 07:30:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a phlebotomist in a very small office, no doctors left but have to stay behind for walkins...no magazines in the waitng room!!
2007-02-08 07:38:33 · update #1
Some entertaining sites for you, Enjoy:
http://www.andiesisle.com/index.html
http://www.bored.com/
http://www.danggoodjokes.com/
http://www.coffeytalk.com/
2007-02-09 03:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmn! you draw blood and get paid to do so?
A. Short one
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night
B. Long one:
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in
fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to
get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they
persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a
forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly
milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
2007-02-08 07:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have patients, yet you can not be creative enough to entertain yourself? Go out in the waiting room and read a magazine left behind from 1988, just to see what Kirk Cameron is up to, that should keep you entertained....
2007-02-08 07:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by Poker_Chick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok!! im at home in ireland.....its half 8 in the night...it snowed unreal today....which is very unlike ireland!! we got all exicted!! im 17 i have a year to go in school...and i want to do something in the science area...maybe work in a hospital/ doctor....like to be a psychologist!!! maybe!!!
found a joke....
The Indecisive Chicken
spacer
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side...er, no — to go shopping...no, not that either... !!!
whats a phlebo.... cant spell it.....!!
2007-02-08 07:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by I_Luv_P!NK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever wonder why the guy that invests your money is called a 'broker'?
2007-02-08 07:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
surf the internet-everyone seems to do it while at work.
Mom of B & D
2007-02-09 03:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mom of B & D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you like celebrity gossip go to this website:
perezhilton.com
my jokes are too dirty for yahoo!
2007-02-08 07:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you do?
2007-02-08 07:37:46 · answer #8 · answered by LaLaLaa♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋