Any bread ? The barman answers'' No. The Duck asks '' Any bread ? The barman says ''No. The Duck asks '' Any bread ? The barman answers'' I said F**king No. The Duck asks'' Any Bread ? The Barman say's '' Look Duck I said Ive no F**king bread alright so stop F**king asking me because if you F**king ask me again I'll nail your F**king beak to the F**king Bar. The Duck asks '' Any Nails ? The barman answers '' No. The Duck asks'' Any Bread ?
Ha Ha Funny. Heard that today, wat do u think ??
2007-02-08 07:16:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA, that is quite funny, thanks for that!
2007-02-08 07:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Juliette D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk "got any gwapes?" The clerk answers "no." The next day the guy comes back into the store and asks the clerk again, "got any gwapes?" The clerk says "look, I told you yesterday, no." The following day, the guy comes back in and asks, "got any gwapes?" Frustrated, the clerk yells, "look, if you ask me that again, I'm gonna staple your lips together!" The next day, the guy comes in and asks "got any staples?" The clerk says "no". The guy asks "then, got any gwapes?" It's the same joke, just different characters. I've never heard this joke with a duck and a bartender though.
2007-02-08 07:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that for the time of the previous whilst i replaced into 9, so i assumed on the commencing up you will do something unique like make the punchline could do with the certainty that the 1st sentence mentioned "geese" as a exchange of "duck".
2016-11-02 22:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into the butchers shop and asks-
"do you have any Kiddlies"
The Butcher says "Dont you mean Kidney's"
The customer says
"Thats what i said - diddleye"
That one nearly broke the spell check
2007-02-08 08:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tim2Die 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi You have done me a real favour there because I knew it once and it had fallen off the radar. Ta!
2007-02-08 07:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by yakatang 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but visual presentation needs work
2007-02-08 07:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute.
2007-02-08 07:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a better one...The Indecisive Chicken
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side...er, no — to go shopping...no, not that either... !!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-08 07:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by I_Luv_P!NK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever little bastard, that duck. I like it.
2007-02-08 07:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by loveitorleaveit1111 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-08 07:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kalee♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!! Very good!
2007-02-08 07:20:13 · answer #11 · answered by Stephie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋