2007-02-08 07:11:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. I know a hopping kangaroo can outrun a horse over shortish distances and I've got family in Aus and I know a kick from one isn't something you'd enjoy.
I'd let him take it but then as I'm an atheist my bible is just a book, and not my favourite.
2007-02-08 07:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a genius! This could be our new way of smuggling Bibles into China!
Wait...Kangaroos are from Australia :-)~
Haha since I live in America, I don't know how a Kangaroo would run off with my Bible, but if one did, I'd yell at her to come back and get one for her cousin Kanga and her nephew Roo...
And maybe one for Owl too, since he is the book-wormish, reading type of guy...
2007-02-08 07:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Josh 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kangaroo's don't run.
As far as I know they don't steal bibles either.
What would you do?
I think it would be wrong to let it get away with such an act and allowing wildlife to turn to a life of crime without discouraging such behaviour could lead to a Marsupial crime wave. I don't care if the kangaroo has a drug habit to feed!...It should go in to rehab or take up prostitution. I would be forced to fire a Light Anti-tank Weapon at it to teach it a lesson.
2007-02-08 07:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd take some pictures. How often do you see a Kangaroo run?
2007-02-08 07:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo Sucks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How close is th nearest bible shop,how fast is th kanga,if it`s female has it stuk it in it`s pouch an covered it in goo
Mayb th roo needs it to be a missionary,mayb god wants th roo to drop it where someone else will read it (jonah whale,balaams donkey,all that)
Any way th bible says once ur a x`ian he writes th bible on ur heart,so you can probably do without it for a couple o days...
2007-02-08 07:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by St.Afleb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn right I would. Without that I would have to go out and buy a proper door stop.
Or I suppose I could just nick one out of the drawer next time I stay in a hotel
2007-02-08 07:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kangaroos are quite intelligent.
2007-02-08 07:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most definately.... As we all know the kangaroo is the spawn of Satan. I for one wouldnt let him hop off with the lords words.....
2007-02-08 07:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by wang eyed lil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say no let him have it but I got thinking.. I have notes in each of my bibles that I dont have in the other.. So I would have to try to get it back.
2007-02-08 07:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by Katers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt have a bible in the first place but if it was some other book mmmm...yeah maybe!
2007-02-08 07:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋