2007-02-08 07:08:29 · 27 answers · asked by Simon C 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Waaazzzzzuuupp!!
2007-02-08 07:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jewish deity: Shalom, bread and wine to refresh you? Or would answers refresh you more?
Christian deity: So, do you have the b@lls to really do it? [refering to my contention that I'd rather go to Hell than worship such an evil being as the Christian view of deity]
Muslim deity: See Christian deity
Hindu All-Deity: Peace and rest, you have one desire remaining you must quench, one more lifetime to pass through. I will see you again soon.
Native American/Great Spirit: The Animal Lodge is over there, Grandfather Wolf wants to have a few words with you. Go quickly, the alpha will not tolerate being made to wait long, omega.
Norse: Wulfson, you have no place in Valhalla. Go to your Father, Fenrirwulf, and rest with him until Ragnarok. I will see you again on Ragnarok, and then we shall fight. May your sword arm be strong that day, for no quarter will be given, nor asked.
Egyptian: The balance weighs you lightly. Your mother Sekhmet awaits you on the fields of blood, may you drink your fill.
(I'll add any others requested).
2007-02-08 07:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now Phoenix. The Jews in a VW Bug joke? [eyebrow raised disparagingly]
Then he'd take me in a choke hold and give me a noogie.
2007-02-08 07:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God would say to me: "I know you're an atheist, but do not worry, for I only care about how you lived your life. You are a good man, and you lived a life of honesty and kindness. You are truly an inspiration to all of humanity."
2007-02-08 07:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by dante_cubit_3000 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here is what God would say, "hey dude? You know the whole life thing you went through? WHILE YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!"
2007-02-08 10:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by jetthrustpy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done.
Will be the first thing that everyone hears.
What would you expect from an unconditionally loving God?
Love and blessings Don
2007-02-08 07:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hendrix, Allman, and Stevie Ray are waiting for you in the bar.
2007-02-08 07:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. I'm still alive. But you will be the first to know when I do die and meet up with him. OK?
2007-02-08 07:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've experienced things in my life that very few people have to go through-I've had to learn to cope and overcome them as best I can. I would hope he told me that it actually served some purpose.
2007-02-08 07:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hope you had a nice life. Let's see if you need to go back again to another one.
2007-02-08 07:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by ultimatebaseclass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋