2007-02-08 07:05:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep and repetitive
2007-02-08 07:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if the jokes are getting dumber and dumber.
But agree that old jokes from old days are mostly good to endure the time:
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever bellowed, 'Bring me my red shirt!'
And once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, 'Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?'
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, 'If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid.'
The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.
The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!'
2007-02-08 15:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but probably due to the number having being previously posted, the number of juniors who think their jokes are funny, and the restrictions being imposed by our Nanny state on what is PC and therefore should not be posted
2007-02-08 15:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by BobC 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take a look at the jokes I've put on over the last few weeks and you might get something to smile about :) It's very hard to please everyone....
To everyone who has replied here; what about telling a few yourselves and see how you get on?
2007-02-08 15:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do!!!
They say the same things someone else posted like 5 minutes ago, and people respond like it's there first time hearing it!
Lame!
2007-02-08 15:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-09 03:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don`t know mate, i am blonde.
2007-02-08 15:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no sense in half of them
2007-02-11 07:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lot.
2007-02-08 15:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋