Two old men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakers. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do
you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves".
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th
loaf, it will be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
this stuff but me."
2007-02-08 06:41:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS GREAT!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
2007-02-08 06:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny for a split second now it's crap
2007-02-08 06:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by I'm Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed that one thank you...
2007-02-08 07:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute....
thanks for the points...
2007-02-08 06:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by cryingtree1979 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ermm I don't get it!
2007-02-08 06:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-12 00:47:25 · answer #6 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw, lol!
2007-02-08 06:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a smile on my face =) thanks
2007-02-08 06:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jess_Eka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋