A good friend of mine set me up on a blind date with a girl he knows. "She’s very beautiful" he said & he gave me her address and phone number. So I call her and talk to and she sounds very cool; we had lots in common so I decided to go through with the date.
Well I drive up to her house (in a rich neighborhood) & knock on the door and her dad answers. He was very nice man he didn't even mind me taking out his daughter. We were talking outside for a moment till he said "Well I guess I should get Misty for you." and he went back inside. I waited outside for about 5 minutes, till much to my surprise the old man comes out carrying her in his arms because she had no legs! Well he hands her over to me and I seated her in my car and drove off.
Now my friend wasn’t lying, She was very beautiful and had a model-like body...minus the legs. Well we went to get something to eat, and then I picked up a 12 pack and drove to this park.
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2007-02-08 06:32:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, we started drinking and smoking, you know having fun. We got really high and I was really horny, so we started making out. We were all over each other until she said “**** me baby now I want it!” I didn't know what to do; I've never been out with someone with no legs. So I asked her "How do you want to do this?" she said "just let me hang from that tree branch there and you should be able to hit it". Well I did just that, and it was incredible. We were going at it for a couple of hours until I noticed that it was really late and her dad might get a little pissed. So I got her down and dressed her and took her home.
Sure enough her dad was waiting out side. I got her out of my car and handed her to him, whom despite our lateness was very happy to see us and didn't seem mad at all. He took her back inside and came back out to thank me "thank you for taking Misty out and bring her back safely" he said "most guys just leave her in that damn tree!"
2007-02-08 06:33:54 · update #1
LMAO!!!!!!
Now that guy's a keeper!
I'll have to pass this along to my spouse - he'll love it!
2007-02-08 06:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a few of these about Dad's blind to the sex life of daughters.
This one would be more believables...if the story did not identifying the girl without limbs as "She's very beautiful".
Man! you have to be drunk and among the same to laugh at this one. But then, who aren't drunk on a Saturday night with no dates?
2007-02-08 07:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny.
2007-02-08 06:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. People with disabilities need love too!
2007-02-08 06:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... whew i havent had a laugh like that in a while...
2007-02-08 06:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by vOxNi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha....That was good!
2007-02-08 06:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by RoseMarie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing I have seen all week! Thanks
2007-02-08 07:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by unitedwestand7s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-08 06:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !
2007-02-08 06:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋