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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in seven floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and like kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not liking kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, are fantastic chefs, completely faithful, are great conversationalists and really funny, use maps, and their mothers have passed away." "Now we're getting somewhere" they said, "but imagine what must be on the next floor." So up they went.

Sixth floor

The door had a sign saying "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, know how to satisfy you completely, are fantastic chefs, totally faithful, great conversationalists and really funny, would love to go shopping with you, use maps, put the toilet seat down and change the paper, and their mothers have passed away." "Pretty tempting" they said, "we really have to see what's on the next floor." They were so excited they ran up the stairs.

Seventh floor

The door had a sign saying "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Please leave the store via the exit..

2007-02-08 06:12:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Lol like it and so true.

2007-02-08 06:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

intresting. waha lolz. a guy runs into his residing house and says to his spouse, “Honey, I purely gained the lottery! p.c.. your luggage!” His spouse replies, “p.c.. my luggage? For the coastline or for the mountains?” The husband says, “I don’t care! p.c.. your luggage and get the hell Outta my residing house!” what you imagine of my jok the following is yet another one decide: you're charged with throwing your mom-in-regulation out of your fourth-tale window. Banta: I did it with out questioning, your Honor.decide: Thats no excuse! Don’t you spot how risky it ought to were for everybody passing via on the time?

2016-12-03 21:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A gem!

There was one for the guys as well, but probably too offensive for audiences here.

2007-02-08 06:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

Many a true word spoken in jest

2007-02-08 06:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by J K 2 · 0 0

Good, i knew something bad was gonna come up at the end ,whilst i was reading it!

2007-02-08 06:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0 0

The one where I live only had the one floor......

2007-02-08 06:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i woulda kept going too untill i got one that looked and sings like Jon Bonjovi

2007-02-08 06:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1 1

Thanks for making me smile,
That is the funniest thing I have seen here on yahoo awnsers in a long wile.

2007-02-08 06:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's kinda funny.

2007-02-08 06:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

women eh cant live with em cant have straight sex without em.

2007-02-08 06:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0 0

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