ill. Finally the doctor came in. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news" he said, as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time, is a brain transplant". It's an experimental procedure very risky, but it's the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves". The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news After a great length of time someone asked "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded $5,000 for a male brain and $200 for a female brain". The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to avoid his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask. "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled and explained to the entire group."It's just standard pricing procedure, we have to mark down the price of the female brains because they've actually been used.
2007-02-08 05:51:49 · 16 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one Jill pinky i think that could well be true be cause they say a mans brains are in his pants 10/10+
2007-02-08 06:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha. Brilliant.
2007-02-08 13:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. Excellent Jill Pinky-I'm only just starting to use mine and I am 53!!
2007-02-08 13:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by Birdman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not bad good to see the girls getting there own back....but no moaning about the blonde jokes etc from now on
2007-02-08 14:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-02-08 13:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by missmozee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed. 9/10.
2007-02-13 02:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I like that!
2007-02-14 13:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!
I tought that was pretty good keep them commin !!
2007-02-08 13:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they should have gone on ebay! could have got it cheaper!! lol
2007-02-12 19:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good one
2007-02-14 15:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋