Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
2007-02-08 05:37:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, I luved it!
lmao
2007-02-08 05:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best ones.
2007-02-08 06:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, how many jokes do you have here on yahoo! answers. Every click to the nest is you again. I guess if you got it, show it off. Mo.
2007-02-12 03:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke. One I've not seen here before.
2007-02-08 05:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
lmao
Tink x
2007-02-08 05:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it the first time....You are repeating some one elses joke....
2007-02-12 04:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My how times have changed.. I love it
2007-02-08 06:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-02-08 05:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by suger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it its perfect. Can i get 10 points.
2007-02-08 06:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st joke I've found funny on here, thumbs up.
2007-02-08 05:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by truth_and_time_tells_all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋