doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses"
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with meatballs, two without."
2007-02-08 05:37:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah its funny but it usually takes 9 months 2 have a baby lol
2007-02-08 05:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, its the best out of the jokes you posted so far, 10/10.
2007-02-08 13:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this one. Cool can i get 10 points
2007-02-08 14:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!!!
The best I`ve read in ages
PMSL
Tink x
2007-02-08 13:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-02-08 14:03:29 · answer #5 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! man u making it good!
2007-02-10 13:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn that was a short pregnancy.
2007-02-08 14:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-02-08 14:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-08 13:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-02-08 13:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋