A man and his ever-nagging wife?
went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-02-08 05:36:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-08 05:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I get it. Good one! BTW, I love British boys!
2007-02-08 19:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and funny i love it. Can i get 10 points
2007-02-08 14:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah nice 1!
2007-02-08 13:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another 1 r good, i couldn't stop meself laugh again!
2007-02-10 13:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl
Tink x
2007-02-08 13:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-08 15:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-08 14:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-08 16:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-02-08 13:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋