Here is a quick short, short story. Can you guess anything about my personality from it?
The man fell into a shoe. It did not smell very good. It smelt like the backside of a baboon. The man wrinkled his nose in distaste. Suddenly God stepped into the shoe and squashed the man. The man did not smell very good. He smelt like the backside of a baboon. God threw the shoe out of his cupboard.
2007-02-08 05:20:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would guess you are very gifted and desperate for attention.
2007-02-08 05:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are casting serious aspersions on the old lady who lived in the shoe, and you are probably dyslectic, it was a dog who removed the shoe from the cupboard.
2007-02-08 06:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a christian? Because if a man 'smells', he is unclean. And 'unclean' means you have sinned, so the man sinned because someone else sinned, and God squished him because the man sinned. The shoe represents sin, so that's why God threw it away?
2007-02-08 06:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
errrrrm....you're slighly wierd!!!
either that or you wanna walk in gods shoes but you're a fraid you can't coz you smell like the backside of a babboon....
...odd question that - it made me think, although i didn't come up with anything usefull...
2007-02-08 05:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are funny in a weird kind of way. Or you like to watch "Married... with Children" (Al Bundy... shoe salesman...)
I don't know.
2007-02-08 05:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nurse! another of your patients needs urgent attention!
; - ))
2007-02-08 05:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by frogg135 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
shoes and you dont go well
2007-02-08 05:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok what shoe was he wearing?
2007-02-08 05:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by john t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you're not Christian
2007-02-08 05:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have a baboon butt fetish?
2007-02-08 05:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by byzantine 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋