Whats the worst thing your child has said to someone else?

Question

When my son was about 8 we were visiting my mil. For her birthday we had bought her an elephant ornament. Before she opened it my son told her we had bought her something old, gray and wrinkely just like her

Answer 1

When i took my daughter who is now 8 but was 4 at the time into work i introduced her to the assistant manager who i disliked and she said is that the old bag you don't like mummy i wanted the ground to open up ans swallow me don't you just love their innocence!!

Answer 2

A couple of years ago my son who was 7 at the time was sat with me in work, one of my work friends who is a bit on the large side was teasing him by saying she was going to give him a big kiss. She had been saying this to him for a few weeks previous and my son who has always been a very very good and quiet boy turned round and said "shut up you big fat cow". I as you can imagine was horrified. Luckily she said she had asked for it and never mentioned it again.

Answer 3

Hi!

Ha, ha, ha - I love that one!!

I was visiting some elderly neighbours with my four year old daughter.

My daughter couldn't sit still so was having a good look round the room. Then she decided to climb up on one of the chairs. She struggled to get up and ended up with her face buried in the chair cushion. She jumped down very quickly saying 'Mummy, this chair stinks of dirty bottoms'. I just completely ignored her, hoping my neighbours hadn't heard. My embarrassment was further more compounded by my daughter going up to the old man and asking him if he had 'trumped' on the chair and made it smell!

Talk about wanting the ground to open up and swallow me!!

Answer 4

I was at work and a friend of mine was babysitting my two boys for me. They came by to visit, I was working in a very small giftshop. A customer came in and she was extremely over weight. My five year old said, "she's FAT!" I tried to ignore it for the minute and I was going to talk to him after she left. She was very offended and told me it was very rude and I should teach him some manners. Can you imagine how much worse it would've been if I would've said in front of her "Honey when people are big we don't point it out."

Answer 5

When my daughter was about 2 she had trouble making the "th" sound. It usually came out as an "l" sound. When she was in a fix, or upset about something, she would say "oh bother" only it sounded like "oh boller" - which obviously sounds like "oh bo****ks". The number of times people turned round to stare at her (and then us)! Their faces were priceless!

Answer 6

i went round my neighbours house for coffee one day with my son who was four at the time. She isn't exactly the smallest woman in the world. My son kept looking at her and asked " why are you so fat? Is it because you eat too much?"

Well i could have died there and then, but what can you say, he was right on the money!!!!

Answer 7

My 5 yr old step-son told his father that he walked in on me after getting out of shower and that I had the biggest "one " in the neighborhood.

Answer 8

I work as a dentist and my son is teeth conscious..

Alady called to our door with same surname as us.Incidentally the lady may have needed dental braces..

She jokingly asked my son.."whats my name,can u guess?"
and he replied "Yes-Mrs Teeth".

Answer 9

wow. well did he mean to say it like it came out?
some kids are just very honest.. and will say anything without carrying for our feelings.

my son told a friend when he got mad at him: your mom has hiv
and almost got beat up and then i had to explain to my son in DETAIL (he's only 10 now) and a friend of his grandmother actually has it, so i had the girl talk to him about her mother dying of hiv. and he never will ever talk about anyone having hiv ever.!

Answer 10

We were just getting out of church and the preacher picked my 4 year old daughter up to hold her. She said,,, boy, you smell bad. Did you take a bath today. Thats was awful.